I'm not the pawn to your king.

I'm not anything at all.

No MI I’m not done with summer clothes yet I just got a new swim suit I need you to go back into the 90s thnx

>walking in the park after dark
>get stopped by police
>police is shining light in my eyes because I don’t have my ID on me and says, “boy, if looks could kill”
>”sorry, sir, I’m just nervous.”
>”why are you nervous?”
>WtF YOU IUST LIKE HIT ON ME OR SOMETHING AND YOURE SHINING A LIGHT IN MY FACE
>”I’m just neurotic…!”
>I don’t know wtf to say
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets >”well, I guess there are worse things you could be.”